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Services We Provide across the entire country

Light Pole Painting

We paint light poles of all sizes, shapes, heights, and quantities. sometimes we take long breaks to wack off on the couch while our lady friend is sleeping in the next room but we wash our hands before work.

Traffic Pole Painting

Our experienced therapists can keep us in check so we can safely paint your traffic poles before returning to the shelter for PB&J and a good quiet nights rest

Parking Lot Striping

Not even a broken trans ( mission that is ) can keep us from striping your parking lot

Sprinkler Pipe Painting

We can protect your piping from costly repairs, but cannot clean the sunflower seeds and cigarette butts from our door handles

Joe Fasano is the brains behind this national empire accompanied by Jimmy (of course)